Hello October.

My flavour of the month.


Actually I have MANY flavours of the month. For example the more accessible version of Aaron Carter comes in the form of my Prosthodontics lecturer. That's no secret lah because virtually all Dentistry girls want a piece of him.



My life would never be complete without a dose of the 90's. I know I've been going ON and ON about the 90's, but really what's not to love about it?

My new best friend is the uncle at the campus bookshop. He lends me his umbrella, compliments me when I dress pretty, and sells magazines like this!

It's a September 2002 issue.

Dan begitulah kisahnya bagaimana aku memperolehi poster buah hati aku.

I don't really want the rest of the magazine because a1 is kind of nauseating sorry lah just one look at the apek McDonald hair and I'm squirming in pain.THE HORROR!



Think I'll just use the rest of the magazine as paper to wrap my sanitary pads.

I found my mojo today

Let's do this more often.








Just because.

Got a secret, can you keep it?

I have been so distracted lately I have not been able to retain or understand anything that I've been revising for the past 3 weeks. So kiasu people of my class, you have one less competitor in class, because Jeannette has not been studying. (Not that they should care, I'm just an average student, like Lizzie McGuire. Not exactly top of the food chain material.)

I wanted to be the cover girl of Seventeen magazine.

I envy many of my girl friends here. They have the ability to make me feel invisible, irrelevant and less smart.

I was molested as a bet between 2 guys.

I sometimes feel I do not have any talents, good ones that is. The one thing that they associate you with. Even if I had any, it would be very tak menjadi.

I've always wanted to be a dentist because I thought I'd be good at it. I have second thoughts now.

I only had my first can of Shandy when I was 17. My first form of alcohol, if that even counts.

A pharmacy lecturer is semi-stalking me.

I cry when watching Disney movies.

Someone I hardly knew told me that people say I'm very egoistic. My fault for saying that I do not mind knowing the truth. But the truth hurts, no?

I do not know how to read comic books.

I am a disappointment to my family because me and my boyfriend share the same surname.

I run away from new people because I'm afraid of talking to them.

I read or listen to music when I'm taking a dump.

I had a major crush on a guy for 4 years but our accumulated conversations come up to a record breaking time of 10 hours and 47 minutes.

I told myself I would never blog about this. Lesaplah whatever form of mysteriousness I once had.

This isn't even funny anymore isn't it?

That's not my name.

There's so much scandal and obscenities going on lately. It's got to be the forbidden water we had in Perlis. I will spare you the provocative and questionable images.

I love the way Punitha says my name, she says it with a French twist. jhuh-nette, oooh. Makes me sound gazillion times sexier. Mr.Hiew calls me Jenny or Judy, depending on which day he teaches me English. Some call me Janet. Or Janit. Jehnet(insert Chinese slang). Jen. Jeeneet.

My name THAT exotic meh? Sampai tak boleh baca...

Distractions of late. More to come.



Think I'm starting to overdo the whole enjoy your university life thing.



I would like a nice big sack of Plaster of Paris as a present to celebrate my 1 month anniversary for not cutting my hair. Thanks!

Clement's plaster penis with severe acne problem.

Bought this online because I wanted the vintage look.


Got asked by the library security guard if I was a student or not.

Happy Birthday Eng Cheong=)

Perlis is awesome, I kid you not.

I should be studying. Mehh...



Me and my friends went for a lawatan sambil belajar to Perlis, again. It may be a small place, but all you really need is a good bunch of friends and an impeccable tour guide.



We made good use of every possible moment we had in every place, maruah diri menjunam out the window. It felt like we were high on crack all the time or something, because I don't remember a time that we weren't laughing about something. Or anything for that matter!



If there was a category called 'Singing songs from the 90's' in ADSAlympic, the lame baybehs would win hands down. We spent hours singing to music from the 90's, it's crazy how we know all the lyrics and the dance moves from their videos. Clement must have suffered from a culture shock. I'm sorry you had to endure hours and hours of BritneyNSyncBSB.



Thanks Andy for being such a gracious host. Love you lots!

Lan look what I found

How the movie Cicakman came to be

I once had a domestic helper who would feed rice to the cicak outside my house. I think her name was Ratna. Good thing she didn't stay for very long because I don't think it would be very fun to have Komodo Dragons walking around my house.

We currently have about slightly under 2 bucks.

Speaking of cicaks, I'm sure any normal Malaysian home would have a few running around (at least the ones in Sabah do?). Few years back I had my 12 year old cousin come over from New Zealand. He saw a lizard running around outside my house, and he quickly came to me to warn me that my pet had escaped. I wasn't sure if I should be ashamed that I lived in such barbaric conditions, but I played along anyway. Told him it's ok I let the fella run around the house one.



You know how most schools make you sew or iron your school badge onto your uniform? And you've got your name and everything? My former school had the clever idea of putting the word 'PAGI' or 'PETANG' beneath the school badge to let people know whether you are from the morning or afternoon session. Their way of catching students who ponteng.

The most amusing part of this story? Whenever I went for any competitons, the judges would ask me if my name was PAGI=.=


Pagi Wong Xue-Ying.

I wanna marry someone who makes cheese naan

Meet Ah Boy. I'm babysitting him for Ron and Carmen while they go off to kl. Actually it's got a fancier name which I can't pronounce, so for now it's just Ah Boy. I sometimes don't know if Ah Boy is asleep or dead so I tap on the tank to make sure it's alive. Downside is Ah Boy won't be getting much sleep this Raya.


It appears that the Japanese have invaded Malaysia and everyone in AIMST evacuated but somehow some of us didn't get the memo or notification on Facebook.



Kumaran says that the moment you enter the Hari Raya Corner you will start hearing Raya songs, maybe even smell lemang. But the moment you walk pass those pillars, you're back with the flies in AIMST and breathing the stench of AIMST. HAHA!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALICE=)

This is probably the closest I can get to rock stardom. Awesome people.

The things people do to surprise their friends. Ain't that sweet eh? We even got to play Word Challenge while waiting for the birthday girl to arrive.


Happy holidays everyone.

Women are double crossers

Soon we will be god-like.


Because we will be making dentures and making people look pretty. That's a job I can live with=).

As for the title, Dr Rajesh says we're double crossers because we have chromosomes XX. Just one of his many jokes in class. I can't say I like his classes a lot, because sometimes I get tired of hearing too many jokes. Nevertheless, he's cool.



Just like everyone else, I've named my patient. It's named after a certain eye candy, and as some of my friends will tell you, I have problems being discreet about. Mmm=) So creepy kan.

Going into the simulation lab was fun, and the lecturer kept smiling at me because I was being a total jakun when testing out my station. Do you think they would let me bring a wig or something to beautify my patient?

Purpura sounds like kura-kura. hahah.

Will need to get use to not having you, soon.

It's a wooden keychain, with retarded looking balls.

It has been a pretty good weekend, had total privacy and quiet since my roomies were away. Not that I don't love them, just sometimes it's nice to be alone. Do whatever obscene things I want. To not brush my hair, wear my pyjamas the entire day. To think about...stuff.

Check out Andy's face. Damn dulan looking.

But of course I enjoyed spending time with my other boyfriends, Andy and Raymon. We shared a stroll by the beach hand in hand, sipping coconut water from the same kelapa.



Dai Shan and I were talking about Penang Medical College, and how kids who study there look so exclusive. We also came to a conclusion that kids who study in International Medical University in KL are also exclusive, and that they study there because they want a gempak chekap life in the metropolitant city. As for kids who study in AIMST (like us), they are exclusive tak menjadi kids, seeing that we're stranded here in SP.

Some kind of onion pickle that comes with murtabak. I call it eosin onion.

Year 2 is going to much more hectic, schedules are packed to kill. I think whoever did the timetable was feeling tipsy that day.

This is what I can do with my hair treatment cream. Looks like shit kan? Now I can go work at McD. Can serve ice-cream.

Welcome back!

I had Clement write the word Frontalis on my forehead. Isn't that the nerdiest thing HAHAHA? Not many got it though=.=

I've been wildly swatting away flies through out lunch till now, it's been good exercise.


Coming into second year, I must say that I enjoy being in Batch 4. We may do a lot of things on our own but when we get together to make something happen, it happens with a bang. Even though we went back smelling like soggy bread and mud, and finding shreds of grass and god knows what in our underpants, the junior orientation went well. I had fun.



Not sure if I can recognize all the juniors after that, I only remember their flour face.

I was watching Jon and Kate Plus 8, and the only reason I watch it is because the kids are so adorable. I love that boy Aaden. They just go about doing their thing, and they say the funniest things. That's why kids are so fun to be with. They are not complicated, they aren't sneaky brown nosers with hidden agendas, they're not bitchy.


I remember being in playschool and having a crush on this boy, Jason Pang whatthehellistillrememberhisname. Then I'd sometimes reserve a seat for him next to me in the TV room and stuff like that. I've never done anything like that ever since, especially not in high school. Because you realize that you can't do that anymore because it's not like in playschool. In playschool we were muka tembok kids. In high school we were wannabes with raging hormones who needed to build a reputation. But what's teen life without drama right?

Wonder how's Jason doing.