Friday, October 30, 2009

I'm turning into a sleep deprived bitch

The carcinogenic section

Melvin said something funny when we were in the mart the other day. He said we come here every single day yet we face the dilemma of not knowing what to buy when we get here. =.=



Today I woke up to ask Dai Shan this: "Am I blind or is that a pig on the floor?"
Then I slept back.

According to my roomies, I sleep talk a lot. I say things like 'Merdeka!' or 'Excuse me?'


The iPhone never fails to amuse me. This is the Kiss Meter. Tells you how good a kisser you are. Kiss the screen and the voice that sound like Ooi Kuo Liang will tell you how much of a naughty ninja you are=.=


Once I actually walked out of the room and went to next room to knock the door. Peta had to take precautionary methods to make sure I didn't walk out the hostel.

And any other night later I would just suddenly grab my lecture notes and look and them. Then go back to sleep.

Or I would pick up the phone and say 'Hello'. The phone wasn't even ringing.


Meet Kavi. Men in herds the size of the population of Texas go after her. I love her to bits.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

High on coffee


I miss having my 15 minute banters with Thayalan. He used to be my classmate in Foundation year, now he's a doctor in the making.


Bought some stickers from Jolene and upgraded my pendrive from not to hot.

Exam's are coming up soon.

And I'm slowly losing it.

How do I know?
  • I eat cereal at 1.30 in the morning.
  • I sat on the toilet bowl with my pants on.
  • I sleep in awkward postions.


It's no piece from Bach, but I'm just happy to play the piano. Thanks Dai Shan=)

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Faces.


I like this picture of Timothy. It depicts him as he is all the time, tickled. He sees everything in very amusing ways.

I saw the most faecal oral thing the other day. This person scratching his head and face then sniffing his hands repeatedly. It's got to be illegal.


There's a certain awkwardness about Clement that makes him so adorable.



Behind that emo-looking face, Andy is one ball of sunshine.

Don't come complaining and telling me "yer why she don't wanna talk about me I'm so not special meh...?" I'm just doing this based on the pictures that I have that seem to be very appropriate.

Have you ever had the experience of trying describing someone to another person without trying to sound offensive or racist? The conversation might go like this:

A: Nehhhh, the guy with the glasses. Short hair...Quite tall. Quite fair...
B: Chinese ah?
A: Dunno o quite fair la.

You talk about all the general features of the person (which does not help at all) and leave out distinct remarks such as race (which CAN generally narrow down your scope) and hard-to-miss features like a big mole or really bad hair.


Dai Shan, Peta and I during the first week of BDS Year 1


Us a few weeks back.

Monday, October 19, 2009

I'd tell you I miss you.

But I can't.



When I was in school, I used to watch the clouds while waiting for mum to pick me up. I'd see elephants and ice-cream. YES KILL ME FOR MY MELODRAMATIC WAYS.

Now, I've been so busy with other things I forgot how to watch the world go by.

I need to slow down.

By the way, people like Infinity Eternity from Panama and Alejandro Quisez from God knows where are adding me on Facebook. Foreigners are pretty friendly eh?



But I didn't approve their friend requests because:
  • I don't know them
  • All their friends are girls
  • They look creepy
However, I sold out today. This very gorgeous stranger added me, and we have some mutual friends. Let's call him GP2.

So yes I approved GP2's friend request and took a look at his pictures.

GP2

Let's just say that his profile picture was definitely good bait. =.=

A friend of mine bought an iPhone recently. Most of the applications were really cool. But the coolest must be this:



A MOSQUITO REPELLENT.

I was actually stupid enough to think that there was some sort of insect repellent spray thing attached to the phone, but of course it is the frequencies that keep the mosquitoes away. Bimbo moment.

The 12 hour power cut in AIMST was a good experience. Bunked in Secret Recipe for about 9 hours. We came prepared of course.



The mangsa-mangsa kegelapan 12 jam.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Being a lesbian with 27 cats ain't that bad

Can you hear the angels sing?


Now all I need to do is call, and pretend that I'm calling Pizza Hut and say that 'Oh sorry I got the wrong number' =)

Ahhhh the perks of being class rep.



On the down side, all I ever talk about now is notes and I think I'm losing whatever sense of humour I have left. The bookshop lady must have labelled me as the crazy bitch who just wants her notes=.=

And I did not get an injection of antibodies that make me EPP resistant okay? I'm only human, I can only tolerate so much.



Remember the time before we had Astro? The time when we only had Channels 1,2 and 3 and ntv 7 if you were lucky enough to get reception.


HAHAHAHA


I used to watch Nona or Majalah 3 or Kelab Disney Malaysia. On Sunday Dad and I will watch the 3 hour Hindi movie. Then when Astro came along you start to wonder how on earth did you manage to survive with just those 3 or 4 channels.



Now I can hardly remember the channel numbers on Astro. Just a few. And there's too much of Jamie Oliver.

For the Deepavali holidays, I will lock myself up for the entire 4 days and I won't change my panties. I will study like mad and only eat coffee. Feeling guilty that you're going back for the holidays eh? WALAO JEANNETTE IS GOING TO STUDY I WILL SO BE LEFT BEHIND.



Happy Deepavali people. Enjoy your celebrations.


Sunday, October 11, 2009

While your smell still lingers

Emo pad. For emo people.


I think it's becoming more apparent that we're getting older. Now we want to relive our younger days so we spend AGES in the toys department. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE PLAYING BARBIE!? I think I might even buy one for myself when I turn 21. Buy the really skanky looking Barbie.




One day I was walking in the cafe. A ball of HAIR the size of a hamster rolled pass me. Really.



I was doing some revision yesterday and the sentence had the phrase 'carious bacteria will start to attack'. I immediately imagined bacteria with spears and armors charging at you. =.=

Have you ever watched Tina Fey impersonate Sarah Palin? She really good that Tina. Or Will Ferrel doing the George Bush impersonation. Actually Peta and Dai Shan can do pretty good impersonations of our lecturers too. Ask them when you see them.



Andy, Aimee and Dai Shan made my day. So did the cheese naan, thanks Peta.



I was thinking of making class T-shirts for batch 4. Maybe put a caption... say, 'We're cooler than mouthwash' or Dentists are hot'. I don't know. Whoever reads this (which probably is around 6 people), give me ideas aight?

Thursday, October 8, 2009

I Will Remember You

I don't care if Aaron Carter has a sengau voice.



If there was anyone I wanted to marry back when I was 13, it was him. AHH SO DREAMY...

Peta, Sujin and I were singing along with Aaron for a while. Us 20 year old girls ogling at the then 15 year old boy. Pedophiles!

I remember wishing so bad that Aaron Carter kissed me instead of Hilary Duff in Lizzie McGuire.


Can't really explain how this is funny, but it is...

My favorite song and video of him is 'Do You Remember', which exhibits his sengau-ness to its fullest potential. Who cares lah he had great hair and he did a lot of twirls.

Spent some quality time with Mr. Mansor and Mr. Yahya in the dental tech lab today. I love love love them.



Played with so much wax that by the time lab ended, I was about ready to be shipped off to Madame Tussaude's.


In problem based learning sessions, we get to learn about impacted wisdom tooth, traditional medicine that relief toothache as well as how to deal with patients. Useful stuff.
This year, we learned how not to get drunk. According to Prof W, we should drink oil before consuming alcohol. Other useful information include his partying days in university and how he was rolling with the gangstas.



He's loopy I tell you. But I like him.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Evasion 101


Imagine the commentator of the old 'How To...' Goofy cartoons narrating this. Baru ada effect.

Hello there! Do you have an EPP(English for Professional Purposes, I THINK) class you're trying escape from? Nods head.

Well we have the perfect solution for you!

First, categorize yourself into one of the three following groups:
a) the phantom group
b) the chipsmore group
c) the EPP fan club

Group A people will never be seen in class, except for presentations and assignment submissions. They are a rarity, just like how cute guys are rare in AIMST. Their art of evasion is simple, that is to always get someone to sign attendance for them.



Group B people are further divided into 2 subgroups.
The first group attends part of the class, while the second group attends classes alternately. They do this out of guilt or for completion sake. The modus operandi of Group A is applicable to the second group here. The art of evasion of the first group is to either:
  • Pretend to take a phone call outside and never come back.
  • Fake a diarrhea and never come back.
  • Sit near the exit for a swift escape when the lecturer is not looking.
  • SLOWLY move from one seat to another, till you make your way to the exit.
  • Crawl.
While doing so, they may have their bags sitting by the exit to ease the operation.



Group C will not miss any lectures. Art of evasion: They will listen to the important bits of the lecture, while most of the time being preoccupied with reading Pathology notes.



Zwichenblatt.


Sunday, October 4, 2009

I'll see you around, D.

It was suppose to read CHAIR for rent.


I observed someone picking his nose in a bus. This man, with unkempt facial hair but well dressed. Mid-30's. Nice jaw line, I thought to myself.


He picked both nostrils at the same time, one finger each, at a rampant speed. He looked at his fingers, examining the colour and texture of his findings, rolled it a little and flicked it to the chair next to him. Flick flick flick.

He proceeded to scratching the back of his head, and then sniffing his fingers after that. HE DID THAT TWICE.


Jeannette to man: I don't care if your wife finds it hot when you do that. That is so not cool man.

Surprisingly I was more disturbed by the fact that the more he picked his nose, the more microbes he's stuffing into his nasal cavity. The effects of Microbiology lectures. The images are X-rated stuff I tell you.

So is this. YEAKS.

Justin once told me that whenever I am writing, the more I write the closer my face is to the paper.


The interesting thing about observations is that we get to see things that people themselves may or may not know about themselves.

I mean, it may be trivial stuff, nothing earth shattering, but it's interesting. At least next time when people ask you to describe yourself, you can say 'Did you know that when I snore, it sounds like bubbles escaping?'



I'm sure D doesn't know that when he says the Chinese word 'ta', he says it as 'ka'.

When Andy walks, his shoulders do not move.

Aimee likes to play with her hair or fling her arms when she talks.

Michelle frowns a lot when she is stressed or doesn't know something.


Raymon only eats bread for breakfast.

Dai Shan is very observant.

Timothy does this open and close mouth thingy which I do not understand.