Evasion 101

Imagine the commentator of the old 'How To...' Goofy cartoons narrating this. Baru ada effect.

Hello there! Do you have an EPP(English for Professional Purposes, I THINK) class you're trying escape from? Nods head.

Well we have the perfect solution for you!

First, categorize yourself into one of the three following groups:
a) the phantom group
b) the chipsmore group
c) the EPP fan club

Group A people will never be seen in class, except for presentations and assignment submissions. They are a rarity, just like how cute guys are rare in AIMST. Their art of evasion is simple, that is to always get someone to sign attendance for them.



Group B people are further divided into 2 subgroups.
The first group attends part of the class, while the second group attends classes alternately. They do this out of guilt or for completion sake. The modus operandi of Group A is applicable to the second group here. The art of evasion of the first group is to either:

• Pretend to take a phone call outside and never come back.
• Fake a diarrhea and never come back.

• Sit near the exit for a swift escape when the lecturer is not looking.
• SLOWLY move from one seat to another, till you make your way to the exit.
• Crawl.
  

While doing so, they may have their bags sitting by the exit to ease the operation.



Group C will not miss any lectures. Art of evasion: They will listen to the important bits of the lecture, while most of the time being preoccupied with reading Pathology notes.



Zwichenblatt.