Things I don't really get part 2

Facebook Groups. Sure join the real ones that make sense like SM St. Paul, Beaufort or I Love Britney Spears. But here's a list of groups that make me want to extract all my 30 teeth and high speed drill my eyes.

• adenosine triphosphate (ATP)
• KaMi MaSih SinGlE
• What day is it? Tuesday. WTF! I thought it was Thursday!
• It's not my fault I'm hot
• Singles and scandalz :)
• log in facebook hari-hari dapat RM100
• I love toilet paper!

More on facebook, do you have this rule that you don't add aunts or uncles or teachers or your pastor? I sort of do that selectively. You don't add them as friends out of fear that they will find out that you're a cross dresser or you're actually studying medicine instead of dentistry.


Here's this other theory I have. One about relationship status. You reveal you're single because:

• You're open about letting people know where you stand.
• You're desperate.
• You're a player so you're perpetually single.

But in all fairness I do love facebook.


I enjoy reading smart and funny comments, stalking ex-boyfriends and finding old schoolmates to see how they've turned out to be and to compare if I'm better off than them now.
And you'd be lying to yourself if you said you'd never do the last one.

Things I don't really get

Why are we so obsessed with making the biggest of everything? And to top it all off with a Malaysian touch, we HAVE to make it food.

I took this picture last year in Jonker Street in Melaka. Biggest Pineapple tart. Yay. (The tarts are delicious though=.=)

Then there's the giant pizza the shape of Peninsular Malaysia. Made by Carrefour Seberang Jaya.
And the tallest fruit tower at Tanjung Aru, Kota Kinabalu.


And today I read about the biggest nasi lemak measuring 1.82m by 1.82m. I tried googling a picture of it so here's the damn thing.


I'm not sure but I don't think these count as real achievements. Sure they look cool but. but. but.

Why can't we come up with WAY WAY cooler world records? Like... a vaccine for Dengue?

Oh wait. We did =)

It's like I swallowed lead.

I borrowed this red spot book for an extra day just to show you this. Read the 1st paragraph of each photo.


I know I'm lame, but I take pleasure in making fun of British humour. Very seriously.


Who said periodontology isn't fun?

When the lights burn out

everything else does too.

What should I do with my dentures?

This was the equivalent of Facebook back when I was 7.
Then there's also this little pod of seeds that pop when you throw the pod into water.


Before I left for the sports complex today I saw this cat. When I get got back, she wasn't there anymore, and so was the junk food. And so was the junk food. AND SO WAS THE JUNK FOOD.

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The ADSAlympics (ADSA stands for AIMST Dental Students Association) just ended and in many ways we've managed to outdo ourselves. We won bowling, basketball, table tennis and futsal. We've also learned that:

• Sujin has tungsten carbide legs. that girl never gets tired.
• Xin Le is secretly a ninja. Dodge so many balls.
• Steven can run. can run. CAN RUN.
• Jasmine you diam diam rupanya you play badminton so well.

We've also managed to come up with cheers like:

• That's the way aha aha, I like it aha aha!
• Give it to me baby! aha aha!
• Mac Khoo Mac Khoo kawanku! Mari kita ikut Mac Khoo! Syoknya syoknya ada Mac Khoo!

So to all my year 2 batchmates, you were awesome. Thank you for the time and effort, for taking all the hits, and thank you for sticking together =)

We're actually, pretty good.

Footwear Fetish.

They say you can tell a lot by looking at a person's shoes.


Yah another reason for people to be even more judgmental. Don't trust her she's a sneaky little brown noser with a hidden agenda and I know that because she wears cream coloured flats!


I know parents who buy shoes that are few sizes bigger for their children so that when they grow bigger they wouldn't have to get new shoes for them.


Once I wore this pair of pretty looking slip ons and as I was walking in the lobby of a hotel, the sole came off and slid across the lobby. I didn't pick it up and just kept walking. no. limping like nothing happened.


I wonder if the uncles sitting in coffee shops reading newspapers who wear Bata slippers are actually rich. Because really they may look ordinary like that, but when they lift up their hand to flip the paper he's got a big shiny rolex.


By the way do you know what Bata stands for? buy and throw away. Apparently this was a joke that EVERYBODY in the world knew but me till about a year ago. ha. So when I cleverly attempted this joke on my friend because I thought it was funny and so my friend would think I'm funny, it backfired.


Eh don't make fun of Bata okay. They have a Facebook account.

Here comes

the best week of the entire dental academic year.


Okay I'm so over Disney for now.

I'm on a Disney roll here

so do not interrupt my flow.


Really I think Disney gets to me like my menstrual cycle.

My mum makes better coleslaw than KFC. When my mum sees this she'll be doing the 'brush the dirt off your shoulder' move.

Here's Bare Necessities from The Jungle Book.

Justin I ransacked your table.

Nuclear Hurrican is my newest entertainment. It's one of those yoyos you can do weird stunts with. There's the swing or Eiffel Tower or some shit like that. Aren't you just so freakin jealous you don't have one.

This recorder was mine back in primary school. Then it became Justin's. I will wash it then I'll play Flight of the Bumblebee for you people.


And then there's this very kuno zaman purba camera. 35mm focus wei. Oh yeah we're cool like that.


I'm not sure how we got around to having so much junk lying around the house. Like this measuring tape that comes out of a fish. A FISH! Imagine construction workers having one of these dangling on their utility belt.
I have my stash somewhere in the house, but showing them would take several hundred blog entries. So yeah, skip.

By the way I turned on to Disney Channel yesterday. I can't keep up with anything in there anymore!
That's Prince Eric from The Little Mermaid on my phone. Terima kasih Aimee and Peta.

Being 21 doesn't make me love Disney less. Here's something to show my appreciation to the Gods of Disney.

Long live Disney.

Things I did before I turned 21

Nothing revolutionary, but here goes.


Played futsal.

Contracted lice from my Indonesian maid.


Drove from KL to Penang, and from Sarawak to Sabah.

Ate a frog (I got conned)


Learned to play the guitar and the organ.

Received the 'murid contoh' award back in primary school.


Got my two lower wisdom teeth surgically removed.

Got to be Cinderella and Sleeping Beauty in 2 seperate plays.



Watched a hen lay eggs.

Watched a bird build it's nest.


Ate cocoa out of a cocoa pod.

Managed to get old uncles to check me out.


Swam with a shark(okay baby shark but it counts!)

Managed to get real close to The Alleycats. Seriously they literally walked in front of me.


By the way I've decided to move to Johor Bahru/Singapore because:
a) the food is delish
b) the 7 eleven cashier is VERY cute
c) clothes are pretty and cheap

Thanks Ron for being a really good tour guide. And thanks Andy, Jac and Peta for the good times=)