Cold tuna sandwich at 2 a.m

is always good.

6.30 pm on a Wedensday.

I'm a sucker for crazy colours. But half of my wardrobe is filled with black and grey.


Jeannette fun fact #93
I'm a sucker for stickers. But of course I'll bow down to the superiority of The Sticker Monster. =)

If I've made you a card for the past 10 years chances are that card has a sticker. A sticker which I liked a lot but I sayang you more so I stuck one on your card for you.


I'm wondering if I can put stickers on my Pathology lab report. Or on my dummy in simulation lab. They'd probably cut my marks on professional behaviour. RAAR.


I'm not sure why I brought my compass back to the hostel, I have a tendency to bring EVERYTHING here because I insist that I need them all. Moving out of here is gonna be a bitch. But I'll worry about that when I graduate.
Well at least I know that I'm facing the right direction, according to Lilian Too. No kidding I used to read that shit.


I spent quite a bit of time in bus stations these couple of days and oddly enough Dai Shan and I met several old people. They talked about their lives, and you could tell that they had regrets.


One uncle in particular got to know that we're studying in AIMST and he told us he was classmates with one of the directors in AIMST. The uncle praised him, said he used to ask him to finish his homework and gave him 10 cents for it. Then he started comparing himself with the director. One a tanned, worn out bus conductor. The other a successful doctor.


On another bus ride I managed to ask an old lady if she had children. She said she had none. Sure some people can choose to live without a family, but there will always be a difference. There will always be times when she ponders why doesn't she have any children, and what's it like to have them. It'll be worse when you've had the chance but you never got around to it.
Observations of real life experiences tell me that these people will grow old happy on the outside but bitter deep down


because we will always want what we don't have.

Finding Closure.

Change is good

I spent half a day in La La central. The place where Ah Bengs and Ah Lian buy their clothes. The place you can get away with fluorescent green hair. Where Chinese Techno music plays, again and again. I have nothing against it really, it's just not what I fancy.



Anyways I was in this shop, and the moment I walked in I saw an elderly couple sitting by the corner, presumably waiting for their La La children to buy their Chinese New Year clothes. Wah back when I was 14, my mum took me to Cheetah or Applemints and bought what SHE thought was appropriate for me. But they always turn out pretty so it's okay. But really if I were a parent I'd want my kid to wear something cheerful looking for CNY.

In my feeble attempt to attain a certain sense of individuality, I dyed my hair, like everyone else.



I was screaming so much I'm not sure the hair stylist will ever cut hair again. God bless his soul, he was patient with me. I mean he could have just stabbed me with his scissors you know?

Surprisingly,

it is the 2nd day of my 1 week holiday in AIMST and I'm not rotting in a pile of misery biting off my toenails with flies landing on my eyeballs.

Yes the construction of the sentence is wrong, but I wanted the word 'surprisingly' to be my entry title. So yeah I'll just commit the grammatical error.

I found the EXACT SAME organ I had in Wei Sern's grandma's house! Told you it looks like a spaceship switchboard.

All Aimee and Alice had to do was mention Edward Scissorhands and I immediately watched it again that night. I love looking at Edward's reactions when he was first brought out of his castle by Peg. When he was getting a makeover by Peg, when he punctured the water bed, when he tried to wear clothes... Cannot stand lah, very funny.




Then there's The Breakfast Club. It's a 1985 movie about the stories of 5 different students in a detention session. Very funny one-liners. Oh and there's a scene where this girl was drawing the night sky, then she flicks her hair on the paper so that the dandruff falls off to make it look like it's snowing. Good movie, I almost cried leh.


Lepas tu aku tengok Beauty and The Beast. What can I say I'm a hardcore Disney fan. The funny thing is when I watched Disney movies when I was younger I never fully understood the lyrics or the dialogues. When I watch them now, I realize how hilarious the words are! (Marie, the baguettes! Hurry up!)
One fine day Eh-mee, PCG and I should sit together and watch every single good Disney movie. We probably can do that in 3rd year between clinic sessions, in the common room.

If you're a dental student, watch The Tooth Fairy. Spot the HUGE error they made. Obviously the movie makers did not attend Prof. Luke's class on tooth morphology. How the hell does a canine look like a 4 cusped molar with 4 roots ha? They obviously thought us movie goers don't care for detail, but don't screw with a dental student's eye for detail okay*snap snap* =.=
We also had fun guessing the age of the little girl who lost her upper central incisors. Her age was then revealed later in the movie. At least they got that right.

If Jeannette became the ranting narcissistic bimbo.

Role play. Here we go.



I don't understand why I'm gaining ALL.THIS.WEIGHT! I gained like 0.475 pounds in a year! Can you believe that!!! oh FML. And I didn't even eat much last year, I only licked tofu every 2 days once.

So from now on I'm gonna be on a diet. All I do is drink water. Because I want to weigh 35.8kg again. Ugh I look so disgusting now.



I was on Facebook the other day and my stalker sent me a message. He doesn't have a life you see. Even though I told him to back off he wouldn't because he said I'm his dream girl. Hello, I'm EVRYBODY'S dream girl okay?

Speaking of Facebook, I get these weird notifications saying that I have new relatives and that I should add them on my family tree. Wah, every few days I suddenly have new relatives that I don't know of? What now we reproduce like budding yeast is it.



Even though it's only January I am already broke! I couldn't help myself I just HAD to get the IKEA towels in ALL the colours and matching bathroom slippers. They're just toooooo pretty not to have. Sue me.



UGH sorry I just had to rant. It's just that there are sooo many things that are annoying me.

End of rant.

Revision session

This was supposed to be an efficient, non time consuming entry, since exams are next week.
But I ended up taking pictures for 30 mintues=.=
All the best to all you dental students.


Hope you like your presents daddy=)

I should be studying

but remember what I wrote about in one of my previous entries on what will happen in 2010?

Guess what it's happening. Sort of.


I'm reading the most bizarre things in the newspaper lately. The latest being that some people are depressed and suicidal over not being able to experience the alien world of Pandora in real life. Apparently Avatar became a reminder of how ugly the real world is.

I mean I enjoyed the movie, it's really pretty and all. I also enjoyed making fun of the tribal lady who talks like a Jamaican. But having to visit a shrink over Avatar?


Hey what I said was really just me high on crack, I didn't know there were people who really wanted to be Navi.

On a more serious note,


Happy 21st Birthday Clement. As a birthday present I found you a twin in AIMST. =)

Speed dial number four

I never use you anymore
You're a distant memory
But somehow you still get hold of me.



I shall attempt to rhyme
If I succeed do give me a dime.


Her name is Roxxxy
She's oh-so foxy
Is your birthday coming soon?
I'll get you one so you can give it a shag all night till noon.

Don't speak

My mind is no longer coherent. I'm not sure if it's due to the coming exams, it could be menopausal.


Once on a road trip across Sabah, I saw a cow sitting at the bus stop. Not next to it or anything, right in it.


Dog food smells like spam. You know, that canned meat? The really expensive dog food can pass off as the sauce for spaghetti bolognaise under proper lighting and all.



There have been recent sightings of goats loitering the premises of AIMST. The current theory is that if there are goats seen, mutton curry will be served the next day.

Colon Carcinoma. With napkin-ring appearance. For your viewing pleasure.

In a few hours it will be your birthday Tim. 4pm to be exact. I took the liberty of converting Malaysian time to Californian time. The things I'd do for a friend. You gotta love me kan =p



I made you a card. If it has not reached you it probably took a detour to Papua New Guinea and to Eygpt later. So do check your mailbox in May.

What will happen in 2010

I will grow hair so long that they will hire me for Pontianak Harum Sundal Malam III Versi Cina.



Brad Pitt will suffer a major concussion that when he wakes up he'll think I'm Angie and love me more than ever because that concussion gave him a near death experience so now he wants to appreciate everything in life and not take things for granted.



The environment will be so polluted that our skin will start turning blue and we'll have glittery T-zones and we'll grow tails and our dreadlocks can communicate with our cars. So we don't have to worry about losing our car keys.



I will start a fashion trend so great and influential that Alexander McQueen and Christian Lacroix will be out of hope and in despair and they will never see the light of fashion.ever.again.