Revision session

This was supposed to be an efficient, non time consuming entry, since exams are next week.
But I ended up taking pictures for 30 mintues=.=
All the best to all you dental students.


Hope you like your presents daddy=)

I should be studying

but remember what I wrote about in one of my previous entries on what will happen in 2010?

Guess what it's happening. Sort of.


I'm reading the most bizarre things in the newspaper lately. The latest being that some people are depressed and suicidal over not being able to experience the alien world of Pandora in real life. Apparently Avatar became a reminder of how ugly the real world is.

I mean I enjoyed the movie, it's really pretty and all. I also enjoyed making fun of the tribal lady who talks like a Jamaican. But having to visit a shrink over Avatar?


Hey what I said was really just me high on crack, I didn't know there were people who really wanted to be Navi.

On a more serious note,


Happy 21st Birthday Clement. As a birthday present I found you a twin in AIMST. =)

Speed dial number four

I never use you anymore
You're a distant memory
But somehow you still get hold of me.



I shall attempt to rhyme
If I succeed do give me a dime.


Her name is Roxxxy
She's oh-so foxy
Is your birthday coming soon?
I'll get you one so you can give it a shag all night till noon.

Don't speak

My mind is no longer coherent. I'm not sure if it's due to the coming exams, it could be menopausal.


Once on a road trip across Sabah, I saw a cow sitting at the bus stop. Not next to it or anything, right in it.


Dog food smells like spam. You know, that canned meat? The really expensive dog food can pass off as the sauce for spaghetti bolognaise under proper lighting and all.



There have been recent sightings of goats loitering the premises of AIMST. The current theory is that if there are goats seen, mutton curry will be served the next day.

Colon Carcinoma. With napkin-ring appearance. For your viewing pleasure.

In a few hours it will be your birthday Tim. 4pm to be exact. I took the liberty of converting Malaysian time to Californian time. The things I'd do for a friend. You gotta love me kan =p



I made you a card. If it has not reached you it probably took a detour to Papua New Guinea and to Eygpt later. So do check your mailbox in May.

What will happen in 2010

I will grow hair so long that they will hire me for Pontianak Harum Sundal Malam III Versi Cina.



Brad Pitt will suffer a major concussion that when he wakes up he'll think I'm Angie and love me more than ever because that concussion gave him a near death experience so now he wants to appreciate everything in life and not take things for granted.



The environment will be so polluted that our skin will start turning blue and we'll have glittery T-zones and we'll grow tails and our dreadlocks can communicate with our cars. So we don't have to worry about losing our car keys.



I will start a fashion trend so great and influential that Alexander McQueen and Christian Lacroix will be out of hope and in despair and they will never see the light of fashion.ever.again.

Entertainment of the day Part 2

I spent new year's day staring into space

watching the fireworks display that is.

Marilyn Bin Manson HAHAHA =.=

Now I'm 70% deaf so you're gonna have to speak up the next time I see you.



Tell Laura I Love Her by Ray Peterson, one of the MANY oldies I know by heart. Sometimes I'm not even sure I'm 20. Shouldn't I be in love with Akon or Pitbull?

Pfft Pitbull. What kind of shitty name is that anyway.

Entertainment of the day

Rumpelstilskin was so horrible I just HAD to finish watching it. Believe it or not the first thing I took notice of is Rumpelstilskin's teeth. Why am I not surprised.

My dad and I spent the afternoon pointing out all the unrealistic events of the movie.

In this movie, Rumpelstilskin comes back to life from the 1400's and still wants a baby FYI in the original fairytale he was promised a baby in return of spun gold. So he sets out chasing this woman who has a baby. Obviously woman runs.

Rumpelstiltskin has good motor skills. Either that or a steed from the 1400's has the same working mechanism of a monster truck of the 1990's. He jalan tempang-tempang can drive ha. Can drift somemore. AND all of a sudden he smokes cigars.



Excuse my English today. So datin-cina-in-pasar. Anyways.

Don't be alarmed he's more normal than he really looks.

For the past few days I've been hanging out with my brother. Being true to my cougar self I also asked him to bring some of his cute 18 year old friends Jacob and Ong. Suddenly, being 20 felt like the new 50. gahh.

Current obsession, buttons!

They were hilarious. Their voices have not even matured completely so when they talk you can still hear their voices suddenly go off into a high pitched tone.
And they were very polite. They called me Aunty.