Setting my clock 20 minutes faster used to be my way of being punctual. Until I realize the flaw of it all. I always knew I still had 20 minutes.
Fail much.
I woke up feeling mellow today, wanting nothing but pancakes and a golden retriever. Yeah, a puppy would be awesome right now.
Or maybe just someone to eat french toast with.
It is days like these that I wish I could throw it all away (whatever it is that I have, not much.) go to a pretty beach and build a house out of drift wood. Lay in the sand. Shit in the sea.
I should remove my ovaries. Or anything that makes me feel like a woman.
i'll company u for a bowl of spaghetti ( actually im having that for lunch now) and lan would gladly join to. ahahaha. cheer up!
ReplyDeleteI set my clock to 20mins faster too, maybe 10mins more
ReplyDeleteyou look hot in your surgical gown babe.
ReplyDeleteremind me to never go on a beach holiday with you if you still have that resolution to shit in the sea.
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