You got me right here

combustible.

I believe that using a new bottle of shampoo makes your hair more fabulous. Even if it's the same kind that I've been using ever since I had hair.

But what I really believe in is that if you take a plate from the middle of a stack of plates, chances are that plate that you've so wisely chose is significantly cleaner than the others.

Even better, when we walk into a new house and wonder how wide is this place and start walking in a straight line. Because really, your foot and my foot are all just 1 foot in length. Oh yes that's how they all build houses.

Speaking of the sizes of our feet, I went in to this place to try on a shoe. So I say, "could I have a size 9?" From here, only three things can happen.

They get me a size 9.

They think I'm stupid and says, "are you sure miss?"

They don't have size 9 and suggests a size 8. Now I think they're stupid.