Feeling a little gassy today.

For someone whose favorite colour isn't pink, I've got a lot of pink going on here.

My laptop speakers aren't working, I take it as a sign that I shouldn't be spending so much time watching movies and instead study. But when it gets too quiet I start synchronizing the music from my phone to its music video on youtube. Justin Bieber sounds better muted by the way.

Lately people don't say hi to me anymore. Apparently the most polite way to greet someone is by shouting "OMG what happened to your face?!" frantically. I get it buddy save your enthusiasm for when I grow a goatee.

So in order to fix my pimple ridden face I've consulted a local shaman. So be nice and just tell me I look pretty. Or else.

I know you're concerned. I am too. Hence the medication and healthy diet. And my no chocolate oath. Yes an oath.

Vanity frustrations aside, does it bother you that you can't really use all the keys that are on your keyboard? Unless you illustrate your descriptions ONLY with Asian emoticons.

I've never used this

`

or this

~

or

|

and

\

and dare I say I haven't got a flippin clue what a num lock is.