Jane. Tarzan.

It's hard to grow up knowing that most of the best things in life happen during your carefree lives of childhood and adolescence.

We've grown so much, you especially. I've stopped growing long ago, it's all downhill from now.

The receding gums. Sagging in places you don't want to know.

I guess the best part of us is that after all the frequent uprooting, dead guinea pigs and successful chick hatchings, we're still the same at heart.

It is surprisingly pathetic how homesick I have been lately. That why I'm thankful that I have you. So I'll never lose the true feeling of being home, and that is the one thing I hope to always keep.

10 years ago you wanted a yo-yo.

Now you're telling me you're going to the gym to "keep in shape".

Haha.

Just don't tell me 10 years from now that you're keeping a mistress.

Happy Birthday Justin.

Lots of love!

Feeling a little gassy today.

For someone whose favorite colour isn't pink, I've got a lot of pink going on here.

My laptop speakers aren't working, I take it as a sign that I shouldn't be spending so much time watching movies and instead study. But when it gets too quiet I start synchronizing the music from my phone to its music video on youtube. Justin Bieber sounds better muted by the way.

Lately people don't say hi to me anymore. Apparently the most polite way to greet someone is by shouting "OMG what happened to your face?!" frantically. I get it buddy save your enthusiasm for when I grow a goatee.

So in order to fix my pimple ridden face I've consulted a local shaman. So be nice and just tell me I look pretty. Or else.

I know you're concerned. I am too. Hence the medication and healthy diet. And my no chocolate oath. Yes an oath.

Vanity frustrations aside, does it bother you that you can't really use all the keys that are on your keyboard? Unless you illustrate your descriptions ONLY with Asian emoticons.

I've never used this

`

or this

~

or

|

and

\

and dare I say I haven't got a flippin clue what a num lock is.

Save the earth

it's the only planet with chocolate.



Life's too hot for me to handle right now, hence the decrease in number of entries.



I have to save cats that get stranded at the 4th floor of the hostel building, God knows how he got there.



Dental dinner was just over few weeks back. Chose to wore a cheongsam because it looked very vespertinal. I thought that the biggest irony of it all was that someone as inadequately Chinese as me would wear a cheongsam.



Apart from that there are clinic duties. I've been scaling and filling peoples' teeth. I just hope they don't fall out, the tooth and the filling.
I'll also take it as a good sign that my patient wanted to ask me out for tea after his treatment.



In the spirit of improvement, captain PCG also upgraded our stunts for cheerleading, making us highly sought after stuntmen and women. Don't try any stunts unless you have baby mats.



But the most important point of this entry is, Sue Sylvester wears dentures.