You're right.

I'm not that clueless.


But it doesn't mean I know what I should do.

I have acute rhinitis.

Doesn't the common cold sound much more lethal when phrased in medical terms?

In all my 20 years of life, I've taken care of many living things. The most complex living thing I had to take care of was a cactus, and the most simple living thing to take care of is my brother.

The cactus was a gift from D. I figured a cactus wouldn't be difficult to handle, but it died in a week due to over hydration. Needless to say from then on he never trusted me with his dogs.

So when Xin Le asked me to take care of her pitcher plant, I was determined to get it right. Shan posted an entry on tips for gardening. He even had specific tips for pitcher plants so yay!

Didn't know Firefox had a sense of humour. I find their statement on top quite funny!

Entertainment of the week: How I Met Your Mother. Gotta love Neil Patrick Harris, he's hilarious. If there's one thing that annoys is me how they are always at the bar. I mean really your up to season 5 and none of the characters have died of liver failure? (Actually I wouldn't know I never watched the previous 4 seasons...)

Happy Birthday Joanne.
We played musical chairs when we celebrated her birthday.
When was the last time you played a childhood game?

Stasis.

As you grow up, things change. They get harder, or they may not. People come and go. Some stick around, some you can't get rid off, some you can't help but lose.


Justin and I used to hate each other so much. We'd be up each other's nostrils most of the time. Now all I wish for is that our holidays would synchronize better. I secretly wish that we'd have enough time to join The Amazing Race.

The world record for the thinnest slice of watermelon goes to AIMST.

Pada tahun baru ini, prinsip-prinsip angin dan air menyatakan bahawa:

So let's start listing out the possibilities here.

• A red Ferrari drives up from Johor to Sungai Petani and the driver whose name is Lim Sum Mer comes looking for me.
• A red horse comes up to me and says "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?" in a Southern American English accent.
• On a beautiful summer's day, a bloodied horse limps to the dental hospital (my compass tells me the AIMST dental hospital is located south) and seeks dental treatment from me?
  

Tim got me some very awesome MnM's. With my name on them!!!

Found someone on Youtube today. Yay! Asians with raspy voice susah to cari you know.

Clement and Peta, my interpretation of RB.

Go away.

What are you doing today?

We used to spend so much time together. Now we can't even hold a 2 minute conversation.

Do you think of me?

Do you think of me when you're out there with that cheap girl you picked up? Does she make you feel more of a man?

It's bad enough I don't talk to you much. Now I can't forgive you.

Now I can't even look at your face and not feel disgusted.

I love distractions.

Meet Benji. A very small dog, small enough to go under the altar for prayers undetected. He drank half a cup of 'God' water from the altar.
He could use some orthodontic treatment.


Here's what makes you Malaysian. Or just Chinese, maybe.

We all have a meal together. We gobble up everything that's on the table. EXCEPT for one piece of food on each plate. All of a sudden we know how to be shy and polite and say things like 'Oh it's okay you take the last piece...' when you know you've been eyeing that last piece of char siew the entire time.

I like this photo because someone's lower limbs were left lying on the road

Notice how our accent can suddenly change from Manglish to a very tak menjadi American/British English? It only happens when we're talking to tourists. They ask for directions and clearly we have no clue but we'll just pretend anyway.

What else makes us Malaysian?

Did you know that a duck's penis is spiral in shape? That's probably how the term 'screw' came from. I know this because this is what brothers are for. They tell you nonsense.

Good morning.

As I post this entry, I know that Shanmugam and Aimee are not asleep. Because Shan just posted a new entry, and Aimee just commented on it. The time now is 5 a.m.
Apalah kamu buat pada masa-masa siang ini?


For Valentine's Day this year, I'll be celebrating Chinese New Year.

It actually feels pretty good to have no strings attached now. I can publicly announce my obsession for:


But if there's anything that I learned from loving someone is that I'd go out of my way for him, and vice versa.

They don't have to involve jumping off a cliff without a parachute and distorting your body parts to form the letters 'I <3 U' while singing your couple theme song and then landing on your two feet after doing a triple back flip clockwise and anti-clockwise.


Like taking a 5 hour bus ride to get your girl, just to accompany her on another 5 hour bus ride back from where you came, in the span of half a day.

Or go to the library to just spend time studying with her, when you probably wouldn't even have entered the place throughout your entire university life.

And to spend a whole year to plan the perfect birthday.

Or maybe screw your biological clock over just to hang out with him longer.


Me cooking for you made you happy. Whether or not it tasted good didn't matter.

You would just say thank you.

I didn't see this coming.

I was stuck in the toilet seat for about 20 minutes.
Constipation is far worse than being in labour I can promise you that.

Why am I discussing my bowel movements? Or the lack of it.

OXIDE Pang. Shan note this new cool name for babies.

I realize that when I take a dump, I monologue.
To resolve my inner conflicts while contracting and relaxing my anal sphincters may not be the most ideal way I would say, but I got no time!
When I get out of the toilet, FACEBOOK awaits!!! =.=

Sometimes I plan my day.
Sometimes I read something.

What nonsense do you do in the toilet?


I watched this movie Milk the other day, not bad at all. It's about a guy named Harvey Milk (played by Sean Penn) who fought for gay rights, subsequently becoming the first openly gay man to be elected into office in America. I was just upset that MY James Franco turned from deliciously gorgeous to blond curly haired hippie feeling up Sean Penn's ass.


Hey deprived Malaysian, here comes...

Now all I need is a stainless steel box and 5 million stamps.