I love distractions.

Meet Benji. A very small dog, small enough to go under the altar for prayers undetected. He drank half a cup of 'God' water from the altar.
He could use some orthodontic treatment.


Here's what makes you Malaysian. Or just Chinese, maybe.

We all have a meal together. We gobble up everything that's on the table. EXCEPT for one piece of food on each plate. All of a sudden we know how to be shy and polite and say things like 'Oh it's okay you take the last piece...' when you know you've been eyeing that last piece of char siew the entire time.

I like this photo because someone's lower limbs were left lying on the road

Notice how our accent can suddenly change from Manglish to a very tak menjadi American/British English? It only happens when we're talking to tourists. They ask for directions and clearly we have no clue but we'll just pretend anyway.

What else makes us Malaysian?

Did you know that a duck's penis is spiral in shape? That's probably how the term 'screw' came from. I know this because this is what brothers are for. They tell you nonsense.